oceans eleven

i bought an extra magazine the other day
so i racked my head to get rid of it in a smart way

then i tried to pull an oceans eleven today.

i couldnt sleep last night,
sniggering at my schemes so bright
that didnt involve any devious hands of sleight

i merely took the surplus to a nearby store
with the heart of the rat, and a smile of a flower
i rebought the magazine with a crumpled paper

i turned my back to try look for a second magazine
to complete my heist and plans within

then my eyes moved subtley, to and fro, back and forth,
couldnt decide on the movie mag or dirty porn

grabbed the cheaper one that cost 4 dollars and a half
i told the man i'll top you up for this,
heres my old mag and 2.5 bucks

i walked away a happy man,


i walked away,


a happy man,


till,


i did the math